To better serve our browsing public, here are some answers to the most frequently asked questions we encounter. If these leave you feeling unsatisfied (which seems incomprehensible), you might prefer the answers to more Infrequently Asked Questions.
Q: How's the weather?
A: Oh, you know, the usual for this time of year.
Q: You want fries with that?
A: Yes, dripping with cheese.
Q: Is there a God?
A: Yes, dripping with cheese.
Q: What does Tastiera really mean?
A: I'd tell you, but then I'd be ruining Dan Brown's next novel.
Q: When is the next Tastiera album coming out?
A: When you least expect it.
Q: Why do you give away so much of your music for free?
A: Gift horse. Mouth. Hello?!?
Q: Will Viagra really help me?
A: That's between you, your doctor, your partner, and now everyone with a computer.
Q: What is the integral of a Bessel function over a four-dimensional hypertorus that has been analytically continued into complex space?
A: Is that an African or a European swallow?
Q: Et tu, Brute?
A: Oh for Pete's sake, Julius, nobody speaks Latin anymore.
Q: Will this FAQ list ever be updated?
A: Yes, dripping with cheese.
