About once a month, Tastiera gets a little irritable, and the only means of satisfactory release is the issuance of a newsletter that attempts to make everyone else just as miserable. You can sign up for said abuse by entering your email address below. This will entitle you to:
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Bulletins regarding updates to this website
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Transcripts of exclusive interviews with the Alleged Artist and other (albeit far less interesting) characters
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Advance notice of dates on which Tastiera will not be touring in your area
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Automatic entry into the Tastiera Sweepstakes, where the prizes range from probably fictional to patently false, and
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A rotation of extremely silly monthly features that have absolutely nothing to do with music
For past issues of this literary masterpiece, please inject your mouse cursor into the drop-down list beneath the signup box, and then hit "Go".