


auld lang syne part deux
should old acquaintance be forgot
when we get totally drunk
should all our values be forgot
when someone spikes the punch
another shot of whiskey dear
another glass of wine
another cup of egg nog
just for auld lang syne
i'm feeling no pain my dear
i'm really feeling fine
hey what's my name, i forgot
must be the moonshine
i have to take a whiz again
oh no there's a line
i hope that i can hold it in
just for auld lang syne
pass the bourbon over here
my mouth is getting dry
is this new year's eve, i forgot
i think i'm starting to fly
oh why oh why is everything spinning
you're screwin' with my mind
i think i need another beer
just for auld lang syne
where is my face, my feet are gone
where is the door
or is this my house, i forgot
oh no here comes the floor