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Lyrics and Music Copyright ©1988 Shawn W. Miller

A few words from the Alleged Artist:
I would hazard a guess that toilet usage peaks at the end of the year. Hence this festive tune. Trivia of the day: this is the only Tastiera or Velvet Cockroach song ever recorded without the aid of an instrument. Except for the toilet, of course. Oh. Hmm, I wonder if that counts. Damn.

deck the stalls

deck the stalls with toilet paper
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can you smell those lovely vapors
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let's throw don into a barrel
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then we'll take advantage of carol
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see the blazing jon before us
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what a place to sing the chorus
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lift the seat, it'll be my pleasure
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then we'll search for buried treasure
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don't be shy just take a tinkle
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hear the bells go jingle jingle
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wait i see the tidy bowl man
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whoops i flushed him down the can
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well i guess it's time to go
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before it overflows
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grab the plunger and sing along
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time to end this stupid song
fa la la la la la la la -*-

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