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Lyrics and Music Copyright ©1988 Shawn W. Miller

A few words from the Alleged Artist:
It goes without saying that there aren't enough songs named after elements in the periodic table. I was aware of this early in life, but it took me about 19 years of breathing (heavily at times) to decide which one to start with. The result is the excruciating piece of garbage you see before you. Someday, I keep telling myself, I'll re-record this song so you can actually understand the lyrics. But until then, you'll just have to follow the bouncing ball. Only there isn't a bouncing ball.

helium

are you lookin' for a new trip?
lookin' for a new sound?
well this'll keep you rolling on the ground
grab that tank of gas and give it one big suck
don't suck too hard or you're out of luck
maybe you'll just die or something

it's helium
good clean family fun
it's really number one
it's helium

you can talk real high and piss your neighbors off
and helium'll never make you cough
(cough) usually...
and if you don't like it, i guess you're just a geek
maybe we'll write you in for nerd of the week
you could win hands down, sewer scum

it's helium
yummy yummy yum
best damned thing under the sun
it's helium

come on, try it, bonehead

ooo wow, like, dude, you're spinning around
oh i feel like i'm gonna pass out
it's a helium hangover
you don't have to shout, do ya?
oh i feel like bug excrement

but that's all right, 'cause it's...

helium
gimme gimme some
do you hear me, mon?
it's helium
said helium
come on, don't be dumb
come on and get you some
it's helium
and it's wicked, dude

helium
whoa, i think my eyeballs are gonna explode

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