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Lyrics and Music Copyright ©1988 Shawn W. Miller

A few words from the Alleged Artist:
Honestly, I can think of few things more fun than kissing. All of them involve complete nudity, and most of them also involve kissing. This was one of the rare original tracks on the Christmas album. If memory serves, it took about ten minutes to write and fifteen minutes to record. And now you're going to waste a sizeable fraction of that time listening to it. Irony continues to abound.

mistletoe maniac

hey baby listen to me
you really light my christmas tree
won't you let me fill your stockin'
no more of this talkin'
red and green, red and green
i'm a lean mean lip machine
ooo lookie lookie
well i want some milk and cookies

you know i'm a mistletoe maniac
a mistletoe maniac
a mistletoe maniac
so come on baby just one little kiss
whaddaya say
and if it's not askin' too much
put some tongue into it

hey baby merry christmas
i'm gettin' really restless
won't you be my mrs. claus
just can't control my paws
oochie coochie woochie
how 'bout a yule tide smoochie
come over to the fireplace
baby let's suck face

mistletoe maniac
mistletoe maniac
oh i'm a mistletoe maniac
come on baby just one little kiss
whaddaya say

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