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Lyrics and Music Copyright ©1988 Shawn W. Miller

A few words from the Alleged Artist:
My mom nearly came up with the title to this song. I have no fricking clue how the conversation started, but somehow we were talking about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and for some reason she ended up contorting that into Randolph the Blue Nosed Gopher. It must have been the most terrifying conversation ever to have occurred in Broomfield, but so far the therapy has failed to elucidate anything more than that. Anyway, the band wasn't called Velvet Gopher, so a little work remained after the handoff from my mom, but at least now you know something completely useless and uninteresting.

randolph the blue-nosed cockroach

randolph the blue-nosed cockroach
had a real shiny nose
and if you looked real closely
you'd notice he wore pantyhose
all of the other roaches
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let poor randolph
play in any of their stupid games

then one foggy christmas eve
i heard randolph say
screw this frickin' place, all right
i think i'll kill everybody tonight

so he killed all the other roaches
and moved to missouri
and randolph's christmas eve massacre
will go down in history

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