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slay me another candy cane

won't you toss me another turkey dear
won't you give me a couple hundred more yams
and glop some stuffing on top of it all
and give me another ham
and some jello ooo
it's so mellow ahh
don't make me say it again
and later tonight before you turn out the lights
won't you slay me another candy cane

food
merry christmas
give me something more to eat
gonna chow down
wow down it goes
ooo what a funky beat
off a plate or a platter
baby it don't matter
gonna scarf down all you've got
well i could eat a clydesdale
i could swallow a whale
so give me your best shot, sweet mama

hey pass those nuts, baby don't be greedy
screw the cracker i'll use my teeth
i'm still pretty hungry for somethin' more to eat
you'd better hide the wreath
don't get me under the mistletoe
'cause i'm liable to eat your face
oh no better get the alka seltzer
before i ralph on the fireplace

no wait i'm better honey
don't go insane
just walk those pretty legs right over here
after you slay me another candy cane