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the damned tree fell over

merry christmas darling
looks like we're snowed in
and the power went out
we're in the dark again
and all of the candles have melted away
what else could go wrong on this jolly holiday
oh i had to ask
there's a reindeer in the jon
santa got a little hungry
and now all the candy's gone

and just when you thought nothing else could go wrong
the damned tree fell over
and now i'm singing this song
ooo we live in hell
there is no hope
why don't we all just die

all the candy canes rotted
and the turkey spoiled
and it's colder than a freezer and i'm shivering royal
and the tree's on fire
and the wreath unraveled
and frozen peas taste a lot like gravel
and the beer's all gone
and the chimney caved in
and it smells like somebody just broke wind

well i've had enough
i hope everybody dies
and if i see santa again
i'm gonna blow him out of the sky
merry frickin' christmas
i hope everybody dies
'cause you all suck
and i'm not having any fun
and i didn't get what I wanted for christmas
and life's just one big piece of reindeer...

...antlers